crack-a-doodle dandy

Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.

Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.

by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017

crack trap

A coercive woman (or man) who is offering sex seemingly for free, but has a hidden motive to gain money or persuasion of the sexual partner.

That girl is a crack trap, she'll have you mowing the lawn and bringing her your paycheck by next Friday!

by RoadienamedBart October 20, 2013

Cracked

Slept with

Yo Yonder, heard you cracked that bunny rabbit, Gillette last night!!

by ChettyTok March 25, 2025

carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

The crack rock

The rock or bench all the teenagerrs sit on selling cola cola out of their backpack and cars

We got to get back to the crack rock.

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Crack the Yellow Whip

When you gotta whip out that pee stream

"Todd had to go to the bathroom and go crack the yellow whip."

by NolDan August 31, 2017

Isiah’s Bum Crack

The deadliest thing on the planet. Contains Kim Jong Un’s nuclear codes, because he knows nobody will go in there, or if they tried, they would die.

Isiah’s bum crack smells like low tide.

by Johnathan Sins January 9, 2020