tea with the vicar

When you bake a giant donut and slowly insert it into your anus in front of a crowd, prompting calls of "Jesus Christ" and "oh my god"

In other news, I baked a giant doughnut and had tea with the vicar.

*not euphemism

by Veiga February 24, 2022

meadow tea

urine from any animal that lives in the wild, usually forest and plain areas, which is consumed by a human for survival or leisurely

Man, I got trapped in the woods and there were no streams around...had to live off of meadow tea.

by grimreaper252 May 30, 2011

Reverse Tea-Bag

When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.

That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.

by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018

Tuppence In A Tea Cup

When you stuff your balls into another mans ass...

Alex: "I think its time to stick a tuppence in a tea cup good fellow"

by FriendlyThesaurus January 27, 2018

raspberry tea

when a girl bleeds into her panties and puts them in the sink so they don't stain, turning the water pink.

"Damn, that's nasty. Someone's brewing raspberry tea in your bathroom."

by Shana Da Flama May 6, 2009

Tea

1. Gossip or facts,usually the more spicy the facts the more "hot" the tea. Telling these "facts" is called spilling the tea.
2. A metaphoric saying meaning rumors around any subject, particually surrounding school and the beauty community.

Spill the tea sis!

by Spoodergirl March 13, 2019

tea flapping

The female equivalent of tea bagging

i just got killed on cod, that girl is tea flapping me

by mooksmorgan October 15, 2020