Sloppy Socks

When you dropped an ice cube and forgot to kick it under the fridge so it melts and you step in it later

Christian didn’t kick that ice under the fridge, now I have sloppy socks!

by ZombieMortality November 3, 2021

Sloppy seconds

To have intercourse with someone and there is previous semen or vaginal fluids on the person’s privates

Boy, i love being sloppy seconds in order to get me a rich boy.

by Frances mairead’s gooey kitty November 9, 2021

Sloppy Shrimp

The male genitalia in a flaccid post coital withdrawal.

I was done so I whipped out the sloppy shrimp and went off to find a snack.

by MasterData November 11, 2021

Sloppy Log

When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.

"Dude she got the sloppy log last night!"

by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

When your girl gets a mouth full of dip and sucks you off.

Girl friend: “Hey babe Do you want a sloppy Dallas?”
Boy friend: “Sure babe”

by Me-bich August 14, 2021

Sloppy pony

When you’re giving intense head and your pony tail gets all up in there.

Girl, I was giving this man some bomb head and had mad sloppy pony happening to me. Good thing we were near the lake!

by Young tity September 6, 2021

Sloppy Helicopter

So you know that thing in gym class, where you had to put your forehead on a baseball bat and run around in circles and then run a race? It’s like that, but with someone’s mouth on a penis.

I laid that bad boy down and gave him a sloppy helicopter.

by CoolArchaeologist42069 September 9, 2021