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Sloppy Dallas

When the giver of a blowjob has a mouth full of tobacco chewing dip and instead of spitting they use their saliva to lube the shaft of the recipient.
Person 1: did you hear about the new girl?
Person 2: no, what about her?
Person1: She gives the best sloppy Dallases around!
by King.boiii October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Sawyer

A slim white twink with blonde high lights. A typical Sloppy Sawyer enjoys MILF henti and skate boarding. Can be found in any public school district, community college, and gay bar's. Often references Sloppy Jackson's and Beastie Boy song's.
Owen: Did you see Tucker today?
Lincoln: No. I heard he was getting head from a Sloppy Sawyer
Owen: Great!
by the_real_doppler April 15, 2022
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Sloppy Dallas

When you give a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.
“Hey soup, want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas?”
by Box collector October 15, 2020
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sloppy Dallas

A sexual act where one's partner packs a lip of dip before blowing a man, covering the shaft in dip spit.
Man 1: Hey Soup give me a Sloppy Dallas

Man 2: No way McNasty
by Goonz Fan October 16, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip.
I came over to her house, she wanted to try something different, so she gave me a sloppy dallas. It was weird at first, but felt great once it happened!
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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sloppy blurpee

A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.
Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?
by numberonebox August 2, 2023
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Sloppy Lewie

When you drink so much Cough Syrup and have to take a mean shit but it’s winter in Michigan but your friend won’t let you use their bathroom so you go in there backyard and explode diarrhea everywhere and wipe it with a ripped open McDonald’s cup and leaves
Friend one: it kinda smells like death?

Friend two: oh that’s my bad I had a Sloppy Lewie in the backyard!
by WoodBluntJointPP November 2, 2021
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