Pig(s)

An acronym used by criminals for Police Officers abroad meaning:

P resumptuous

I gnorant

G oof
(S) quad

We just got stopped by the Pig(s) because we look and dress like rappers or gangster criminals.

Yeah, this pig is presumptuous and ignorant which makes him a goof.

by Gingerbeef187 September 30, 2022

Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin

Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!

by TheSilencer 416 July 26, 2024

sweating like a pig

Heavy sweat from anxiety.

A southern saying that I grew up with, but not sure where it came from. "sweating like a pig, who knows he's for dinner?"

by gayburns7 September 13, 2015

pig

Your mum

The pig was as fat as your mum

by Your mum smells of fresh feet May 29, 2022

Pig

A girl who can eat two pounds of thick cut bacon and not save any for the family who made it.

My friend is a Pig

by Heya potatoes November 17, 2020

guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.

at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.

by Krkič October 15, 2019

stinker pig

A stinker Pig is the best companion you could ever have, a dog that looks like the most delicous amimal of all - the pig. Can you get a Stinker Pig? No man, you can't BUT you might already have one. IN simple terms a needy, loving, stinky compation on four legs; a gift from the universe when you need it the most. Good luck Stinkewr Pigs are RARE

You are not lucky enough to have a Stinker Pig in your midst, that is just a good dog; better luck next time.

by c2l2 October 29, 2021