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by squirrelgirl15 October 27, 2012
Get the Teacup Pigging mug.a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?
by Sexydimma May 24, 2012
Get the pigs don't fly mug.a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
Get the pigs don't fly mug.A Turbo Pig is a promiscuous, confident, and oft charming male or female who displays little if any consideration for his fellow human beings in any number of pursuits which most commonly solely benefit the individual.
Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.
Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.
Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
by WayneTower September 6, 2012
Get the Turbo Pig mug.Partisans who defend their candidate or elected official with phrases like "the lesser of two evils" and criticizing those who argue for a truly representative government as Puritopians or partisans of an opposition party. Puritopians supersede the term emo-progs for Progressives or left wing Democrats. "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" could also be Republicans who support the Tea Party.
"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.
Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.
"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.
Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.
The "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" counter any criticism of their candidate or elected official by asserting that a better politician is unelectable.
The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.
"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."
"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."
"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."
The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.
"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."
"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."
"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."
by ContrarianPolitics August 25, 2013
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