The poo, part deux

You had a huge poop earlier in the day and you are certain that you wont drop a deuce for a few days. Bam, two hours later you have a poop to rival the hugeness earlier.
Where has John been?

He's been busy in the crapper with The poo, part deux
by Jank2.0 May 13, 2013
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poo willy bottom

One who enjoys the bottom of the penis in they're nasal cavity
I had poo willy bottom last night Charles, it was rather splendid don't you know.
by tjhooker November 23, 2006
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This Poo Shall Pass

positive affirmation used to cure constipation
Went to New Age doctor for cure to my ‘having trouble pooping’ problem. Cost: $100 bucks.

Suggested I say affirmation.

THIS POO SHALL PASS
by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013
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Oral Poo Syndrom

this occurs when the man who has not done the number"2" in over 389 hours gives in to poopy pains and shits in to a females pussy. there is so much poo that it must find a new place to go "further into the body" causing the gag reflex in the women then propelling the poop through her mouth into a midgets butthole.

WARNING: the women may be throwing up poo in to the midgets butthole for weeks causing possible dehydration or poo-floodification.
Maria Lopez: flood my pussy with your number "2"
Juan Garcia Coconuts: i havn't pooped in over 467 hours you should be here for a while.
Midget Miguel: My butthole can't take this much poooo! Fuck!
Fucken carroty poo with peanuts too! Fuckin Oral Poo Syndrom!!!
by Nigth Tigers March 28, 2008
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poo-chili

One with both qualities/likeness of a poo, and a big bowl of chili.
"Man, Paul is such a big poo-chili today."
by jonathan November 19, 2002
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chew n poo

Taking a chew (dip) while taking a poo
I gotta take a chew n poo before the game
by cbabezz April 03, 2008
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poo loo loo

A girl who whipes they're arse in the wrong direction and causes a dirty shitty pussy that doesnt taste great.
you have a poo loo loo you slag!
by Philbobson911h June 30, 2011
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