ye old western

when someone hits you with their balls

LEXI GOT FUCKED BY YE OLD WESTERN

by not alvin- santaelfs November 19, 2017

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shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun

just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split

by jamma-dee September 3, 2006

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there was an old lady who swallowed a fly

one of the darkest children's stories ever that ends every verse with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady who swallowed a fly?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse.
Guy 2: Wtf!

by hitman_penguin May 7, 2013

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Plankton's Old Chum

Spongebob SquarePants episode 246a When Plankton's Usual spot to dump is rotten chum is too full, he tricks Spongebob into hiding it around the city.

Plankton's Old Chum will air in the USA in November or December!

by Wowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 23, 2019

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as rough as old dog's tits

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel

That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

or

After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.

by AnnaHughes August 3, 2007

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Simply someone who is 12. Its just an age. I'm 12 and I don't act like the stereotypical 12 year old, I don't play Fortnite or Minecraft. I just like to watch anime, draw, and make Tik-Toks, That's it.

Example: I'm a 12 year old girl.

by UltimateWeeb2000 March 9, 2020

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