Old Stock Internet User

An internet user that began using the inter before 2007.

After the term old stock Canadian.

Joe joined the internet in 2000, making him an Old Stock Internet User.

by Deez Mama January 30, 2022

Shake Hands with an Old Friend

Urinate, male version.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Old Man Walking Syndrome

An elder person who is 99% right, in regards to earthly things in the present and historical facts. Although 99% wrong about future events including( but not limited to) the fact that they are still alive after having “predicted” themselves dead for years.

Tom: “Old Mr. Higgins said that our economy is doomed to collapse in 3 weeks.”
Bob: “Well you know he’s been diagnosed with Old Man Walking Syndrome…. Sharp as a whip and dull as a spoon.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

Salty Nine Year Old

Most Fortnite Players

“That kid is such a salty nine year old”.

by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 14, 2022

Salty Nine Year Old

A nine year old that breaks the sound barrier when they die in Fortnite.

Nine year old, Nine year old, here comes the Salty Nine Year Old, screams so loud, break the sound barrier, watch out! Here comes the Salty Nine Year old.

by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty July 16, 2022

11 year olds

11 year olds are stupid little suicide rate increasing edgy wannabe lil pump cunts.

Im 11 so im not biased

Edgy little cunt:I listen to lil pump all night aye yuh.
Intellectual: fucking 11 year old.Only 11 year olds listen to lil pump go back to 6th grade.

by Idevourfemalegenitals February 1, 2019

Old Ladies in a Bath Tub

A terrible taste much like that you would find if you scooped out some bath water from the tub in which old ladies were bathing!

Who wants to do that? Not I.
Note that this bath water contains senile old lady germs. Which are no fun.

I aint payin for this here coolatta. It tastes like OLD LADIES IN A BATH TUB.

by Wilkinmyass January 19, 2011