Shake Hands with an Old Friend

Urinate, male version.

Excuse me for a few minutes, I have to go shake hands with an old friend.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

single-digit-year-old

a kid on the internet, can be used to refer to a kid in general

Kid: L Gay
Person 1: what the fuck
Person 2: don’t worry, he’s a single-digit-year-old.

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz April 8, 2023

like old people fuck

Descriptive phrase. Usually used after a noun and verb.

Compares what someone or something is doing (or has done) to the speed and style of elderly people having sexual intercourse.

Ex: Damn it, John. You run like old people fuck! Hurry up!

by Les Mots September 17, 2023

Salty Nine Year Old

Most Fortnite Players

“That kid is such a salty nine year old”.

by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 14, 2022

Salty Nine Year Old

A nine year old that breaks the sound barrier when they die in Fortnite.

Nine year old, Nine year old, here comes the Salty Nine Year Old, screams so loud, break the sound barrier, watch out! Here comes the Salty Nine Year old.

by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty July 16, 2022

11 year olds

11 year olds are stupid little suicide rate increasing edgy wannabe lil pump cunts.

Im 11 so im not biased

Edgy little cunt:I listen to lil pump all night aye yuh.
Intellectual: fucking 11 year old.Only 11 year olds listen to lil pump go back to 6th grade.

by Idevourfemalegenitals February 1, 2019

Old Ladies in a Bath Tub

A terrible taste much like that you would find if you scooped out some bath water from the tub in which old ladies were bathing!

Who wants to do that? Not I.
Note that this bath water contains senile old lady germs. Which are no fun.

I aint payin for this here coolatta. It tastes like OLD LADIES IN A BATH TUB.

by Wilkinmyass January 19, 2011