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Joe Biden

A hot muscular model

Joe Biden likes them young and reels them in with his thicc ass

He shows off his tits everywhere he goes

He will make you pledge of allegiance to his cock

He likes you to touch his leg hairs, but only if your young

Joe Biden is also Joe Biden’s husband as stated by Joe Biden himself

Joe Biden loves to swallow and gets every last drop

Joe Biden loves to be dominated as seen by the debate where Trump was the dom

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I clapped Joe Biden’s cheeks so hard in bed last night!
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trader joes

When two gay guys fart in each others mouths and then make out.
Look at those dudes, they just did the trader joes.
by big man g June 10, 2009
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Sleepy joe

An alcoholic drink with equal parts alcohol and Nyquil..
After a long day at work. Peter went home and made himself a sleepy joe. He intended to get drunk and forget his own name before passing out.
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Joe Biden

look its joe biden, the child sniffer 😩💅
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Joe Biden

A retarded guy that doesn’t do anything for this country because he doesn’t know how to talk
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shoeless joe

Hardcore urban dictionary pimp. Does not seem to be able to comprehend that his definitions (or rather hilarious attempts at looking hard)don't make him look like a thugged out killer, but rather a weak loser who can't be a thug in reality and ergo pretends to be one through the anonomynity of the internet. Also seems to think that only gang-banging killas such as himself have the connections to buy a sack of trees, much less smoke them properly. Known to talk out of his ass (e.g. acting like a low rent teenage POF like him has actually handled a two thousand dollar gun before, and that tripping isn't even comparable to being high, constantly accusing people of 'never having smoked'.) Makes threats of violence he cannot possibly carry out against those who aren't fans of a couple of queer clowns who rap.
All the badasses I know go on Urban Dictionary to talk shit and make empty threats of violence against people who don't agree with them on music. Ooh I am so afraid Joe is going to hop on his bike and come get me. Too bad He's an illiterate teenage middle school dropout who 'don't need school' so the street signs will confuse the shit out of him and he'll end up in a ghetto and be robbed and stripped by some non-internet thugs.
by shoelessjoegothisassowned January 23, 2004
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Joe Biden

Old, white puppet that is currently being used by the Democrats to cancel the average person's rights, exchanging them for the gays.
Bro, that Joe Biden guy's just messed up! He really gonna put dudes in a girls locker room? That's just asking for a sexual assault case. I also heard he threw down with Jeff Epstein and went to his treasure island!
by SomeoneThatKnowsMoreThanYou March 16, 2021
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