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ninja

Term used by white people to label black people in an effort to not offend anyone black that may be hearing.
There's a lot of ninjas in that club on Thursdays.
by NinjaBlack June 26, 2008
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The ninja

A possible sexually transmitted disease or just made up flaw of a reason why would not wanna have with that particular someone
Boy: Girl I don't want, I hear you got ced.
Girl: How do you know what I got?
Boy: yea I know you got the ninja.
Girl: whatever lame nigga
Boy: Hey fellas, you'll here Dee Na Suzy Q got the ninja stay away from them two
by Cooler the ruler August 16, 2021
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Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans
Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day
by Ninja kill October 30, 2018
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Ninja

A blue haired weeaboowho isn’t asian and scream and yells at those who beats him or if the opponent says something mean. He is also super try hard and sometimes falsely accused people for stream sniping
ninja: the oof you say to me you little oof .
by F A T B O Y E May 16, 2019
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ninja

1. (n) der. true ninja - referring to the original feudal japanese assassin or spy. Usually dressed in covert clothing (to blend in with the environment).

Facts (not romantic beliefs) about Ninjas:
ninja are the best assassins. The Best.
ninja don't appear in photographs, especially those taken with iPhones and other digital capture devices. The making of the film "Ninja Assassin" would have been impossible using real ninjas.
ninja would win all the gold medals in Olympic acrobatic and gymnastic events, given their tremendous skill.
ninja is both plural and singular
ninja are not prone to anger or angry outbursts. Ninja cannot be heard.
ninja are calm, collected, and precise.
ninja are not to be confused with Chuck Norris (although he may have been a ninja in a past life)

2. (adj) colloquial use of the word ninja to describe a thing or action that is sneaky, covert, or requires trmendous acrobatic skill.

3. (n) alternative and pc replacement for the word "nigga". Denotes friendship or comraderie.

syns. chuck norris, nigga, sneaky, assassin
ants. samurai, steven segal, warrior, clumsy
1. I've never seen a ninja, but I know they're out there...watching me.

2. When Casey did that double-backflip and kicked that guy in the head, That was so Ninja!

3. Steve is my true ninja.
by Ramuzei July 23, 2010
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Ninja Nonsense

noun.
1. The kind of nonsense that jumps out at you when you're not expecting it. Usually from a friend's mouth.
2. Something that shouldn't be funny, but is.
3. Everything that comes out of Blue's mouth.
Blue: I'm going to boil some words and see what happens.
me: What, like alphabet soup?
Blue: Yeah.
me: Maybe you'll get Shakespeare.
Blue: That is some superb Ninja Nonsense right there!

"Nonsense is okay, but sensical nonsense is an extreme form of nonsense. Like Ninja Nonsense!" ~Blueberry

Suicidal sense should be a synonym for Ninja Nonsense. Sense that just kills itself.
by Cassiopia&Blue November 28, 2011
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Ninja Kiss

When you kiss someone but have a cloth mask over your mouth
Anyway, last night we were in bed and he turned the lights out. Then out of nowhere, the son of a bitch gave me a Ninja Kiss!
by Definitely not Brett March 10, 2022
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