Mad Hatter

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters

“Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”

by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019

Mad Dogs

heavy kids that will smoke you all and bag serious goals snm

yo dont roll up on the mad dogs cause theyre heavy

by danny tings December 5, 2020

Madness

The best fucking band ever!🎵🎷🎶

My favourite Madness tune is "baggy trousers".

by UltimateDoge March 6, 2021

Mads

A mads is a person with many mental issues.

Mads: huaa huaa haaau mi ritard

by Bodilertilaber September 2, 2023

Madding

When your boner is furiously angry.

I was in a pokemon battle with this fine looking female and I was madding because I was angry at her too

by awesomemax03 March 27, 2020

Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.

“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”

by Rutebega July 21, 2022

Mads

Mads is always happy, he will do anything for you. He is very loyal, and the best friend you could wish for. He is always ready to hangout and have a good time.

Mads is my best friend, he is always there for me.

by Elsa2021 January 25, 2022