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Big Mad

What Karens feel when retail workers are literally doing their job. Specifically, what customers at Five Below feel when they are at "self checkout" (which is associate checkout, there's a huge sign that says so, BY THE WAY) and employees have to go and scan their stuff for them because it's literally store policy and we're doing our JOB. No, we're not racially profiling you.
Karen was big mad when I had to scan her stuff at the Five Below associate checkout and she insisted that she's not an idiot, she can scan her own stuff. But when I agreed to let her scan it on her own and I just watch her, she then became big mad because I was being "lazy" and went on this whole rant about how my gEnErAtIoN iS sOoOoO lAzY!!!!!!!!!!
by Pialinist July 10, 2024
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mad asl

"I'm mad asl I can't play basketball because of corona."
by Anonymous 22413 November 4, 2020
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The Madness of Duke Venomania

Basically a song about Gakupo but ITS FREAKY...

The story takes place in the region of Asmodean in Beelzenia, as Duke Sateriasis Venomania greets another woman who approaches his mansion. He explains how he made a deal with a demon to have an irresistible charisma to women; as a result, women flock to his mansion's basement to create a harem for him. The Duke burns all his old portraits, revealing how he had been mocked and taunted in childhood for his appearance. He kisses another girl in his harem, Gumina Glassred, who had been his childhood friend but also made a fool out of him. He continues to build his harem and women begin disappearing from all over the land.

One day the duke greets a new woman entering his mansion, approaching "her" to dance; as he does so, however, the "woman" stabs him with a knife, revealing himself to be a man who had tracked down his lost love to the Venomania's home. Due to the injury and the knife's poison, the duke collapses and his spell breaks; as a result the women all begin to flee the mansion. As Venomania dies, he sees a glimpse of Gumina and he begs her to stay, as he states that he has not yet told her that he loved her.
Uh, so theres this vocaloid song i really like... Its called The Madness of Duke Venomania.
by An Anemic Rat December 4, 2024
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Animal madness

Noun - an alcoholic beverage composed of all the types of liquor in the vicinity mixed and served in a measuring cup. (No measuring should take place) It is traditionally drank until the person drinking it can't take it anymore then filled back up to the top with Mountain Dew. Guaranteed to make you go alcohol insane.
Guy 1: Why are you drinking from a measuring cup?

Guy 2: Because that's the only way to drink Animal madness

Guy 1: why is it called animal madness?

Guy 2 hands the drink to guy 1, who continues to go alcohol insane.
by Derick TapMan October 31, 2011
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Are you mad?

Are you mad means are you stupid or dumb
You have to pronounce the "mad" like "maad"
by Goostz September 10, 2022
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Jumpin Joe Mad

spastic athiest comes off hinges after hours of debating xians.
Evi went Jumpin Joe Mad after trying to get a reasonable answer about female masturbation and sin.
by Kill your god November 19, 2010
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poster's madness

When someone gets a following (usually small, but it can be any size) on a social media site and it turns them into an insane diva who thinks they are far more important than they are, both to the social media site and to the world.
Early users of Bluesky often succumbed to poster's madness after getting just a thousand followers.
by The Madness of Posters November 7, 2024
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