Dear Johnned

When a person seeks you out to have a conversation but does not ask you any questions. It plays out more like an interview than a conversation between friends or a one way letter - made popular by the movie Dear John.

"Sara totally Dear Johnned me last night when she rang me so I hung up on her".

by SammyBree July 21, 2013

Mississippi John

A militant, albeit smart young white man. Not to be confused with Arkansas Bill or Denver Dick.

Mississipi John doesn't love you. Just keep fucking him.

by Vaginal Dave July 1, 2003

John Waynism

The predilection for masturbating into a full hot water bottle. At the crucial moment of ejaculation, an involuntary spasm overcomes our protagonist, leading to a back-ejaculation (or ebaculation, if you will) of the hot-water bottle's contents onto that most sensitive of areas.

The result: walking like John Wayne.

"Don't worry," the orthopaedic surgeon said to Peter's mother, kindly. "There's nothing wrong with his legs. It's just a particularly vigorous case of adolescent John Waynism."

by GrrB August 24, 2009

john crane

Someone who opens a beer, drinks half of it and leaves it to open another one

Hey Frank, don’t be a John crane. Finish your damn beer

by Slickrick81 April 23, 2018

Elton John

The incarnation of homosexuality itself. His outfits make the rainbow look like nothing

Have you prayed to our lord and savior Elton John today?

by Elton John cultist May 24, 2021

john brundage

Cutie pie

chris: "wow john brundage is sooo much sexier than manuel"
Legit every woman: "Yeah i know"

by 69peepeebutt69 October 29, 2019

Elephant John

Another term for "going comando". Due to the book "What Color is Your Underwear?" By Sam Lloyd. It is a childrens book which has pictures of animals in their underwear, until the last page which is an elephant named John who "forgot to put it on".

"Oh shit, Brian is totally goin' Elephant John, 'cause he forgot to wash his underwear."

by Efant John January 8, 2009