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bro imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwear
by SirSlashyDucks February 10, 2022
mugGet the imagine not peeing your pants and pooping your underwearmug.
a) a synonym phrase for "there are two sides (or more) to every story"

b) (forensic/criminal investigations, often used sarcastically): if you can't see the evidence, it doesn't mean it doesn't or can't exist.

c) (legal system): assuming that the defendant is not so severely mentally ill that even medications won't help, there is/should be/must be a motive to every crime.

d) a phrase meaning, everybody involved in the judicial system has their own motivations for acting the way they do.
based on the definitions above, especially definition d) CNN features a show called Death Row Stories because some prosecutors still need to learn what the phrase men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zipper means.
by Sexydimma April 17, 2014
mugGet the men wear pants in the relationship, but women control the zippermug.
A response used when someone is meat riding (obsessed with) another person. They tell them to zip up his pants because they've been riding his dick.
Person 1: "Lebron is the best player of all time!!!! No one will ever beat Lebron!! Hes the goat!!!"
Person 2: "zip up his pants when you done"
by anonymousdictionary_ June 22, 2023
mugGet the zip up his pants when you donemug.
An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.
Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"

Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"
by What the ? February 25, 2006
mugGet the I said, you look fat in those pants!mug.
A pyronecrobeastiphiliac who exudes unusually large quantities of gas, which when done simultaneously may result in massive explosions.
Timmy: Do you see that mushroom cloud over there?
Billy: Holy shit! Someone must have been having sex with burning dead baby animals while farting again.
Timmy: It must have been a Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pants.
by Gibby February 10, 2004
mugGet the Rear Admiral Poesh Dog Square Pantsmug.
When something happens and it makes such little sense that a little kid running up to you and pulling your pants down seems more logical.
Jeff - "Hey Tom, did you hear that billy is going out with your ex?"
Tom - "You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!"
by Ican'tbeleiveitsnotOXYCLEAN November 7, 2009
mugGet the You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!mug.

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