by Mxrdum March 27, 2025
Homie: ayo fam would you fuck a tall girl?
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts
Homie 2: Hell yeah nigga tall trees get cut down too.
Homie: Facts
by anonymous June 08, 2022
by anonymous December 04, 2021
Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!
by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014
by JBCARLSBAD June 07, 2019
by Ger3459 June 11, 2018
A person who always twists their face in a weird way in selfies in order to look attractive but fails..instead looks like a half eaten bag of chips.
by SavageBP November 03, 2017