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Todd’s Law

The longer a youtube comment is posted from original video post date, the crazier that comment is.
“You sort those comments by ‘New’, man?”
*shrug*”Todd’s Law, Bruh”
by USFAL March 7, 2020
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Poutine Law

Poutine Law Is a Canadian law that is a traditional Canadian law that has run through the country for hundreds of years. It is a law that means it is mandatory to like poutine. If you do not like poutine than you immediately become a Canadian immigrant.
"Hey Johnny were going out to get poutine wanna come?" "Sorry I don't like poutine" "But your Canadian!" "Well yeah but it just doesn't taste good" "Your breaking the Poutine Law Johnny! I'm not being friends with a criminal" "Wait Savannah please!"
You see how johnny doesn't have an friends anymore? It's because that hecker doesn't like poutine like the rest of us good Canadians. Eat poutine, kids; be a good Canadian citizen.
by Pankakezz March 11, 2020
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LAW OF ATHLETE

the standard or mode of action used by athletes to maximize their talents and create opportunities to reach their success beyond athletics.
The law of athlete provides standards for athletes to use beyond their athletic career.
by TheCreatorLOA November 12, 2020
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Law of Bugtropy

The total bugs of an isolated coded application can never decrease over time, and is constant if and only if all changes done are reversible.
John:
"88 little bugs in the code,
88 little bugs in the code.
Take one down, patch it around,
108 little bugs in the code."

Bob: Yeah man, that's just law of bugtropy...
by mayukhm November 16, 2020
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Sister-in-law

The person who will ruin your wedding.
My sister-in-law ruined my wedding by demanding I pay for her wedding and starting a family fight. Of course my mother-in-law took her side.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 17, 2020
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Hoppe’s Law

A man will most times acquire a relationship partner ranked in between a mans confidence and total looks.

For example: If there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a relationship partner that is a 7.
What do you think about that guy”
“Well, using Hoppe’s Law, he is about a 4, but has the confidence of a 8, so he will probably end up with a 6”
by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
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Hoppe’s Law

A man will most times acquire a girl ranked in between a mans confidence and total attractiveness.

For example: if there was a guy who was a 6 but he had the confidence of an 8, he would most likely obtain a 7
What do you think about James”
Looking at Hoppe’s Law, he will probably get a 7”
by Professor Ho November 25, 2020
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