Touch me I'm Sick also known as TMIS, is slang for a feeling usually related to edging with pain or with inflicting pain upon someone whose in great health in hopes to infect him/her.
by JOJO stir March 17, 2024
Words uttered by an individual when they are experiencing the feeling of being too much of a lazy shit. Perhaps if this person would get off Urban Dictionary ffs and their slimy ass, and actually touched grass, then they would be magically cured of their boredom. Yes, I'm talking about you. Yes, this is a self-callout. Go sniff the sun instead of your ass, you fruitbat vampire fuck.
by Where'd mah dad go? October 09, 2023
The untouchable ANAL ALAN has arrived so close to AARON that a FACEBOOK kick in the ASSHOLE WELL I'M HERE IN ZUCKERLAND as not a SOUL inside there, the GOOGLEPLEX right now cold , indescribable loneliness and little resources as you may say,,,chased out of even LAS VEGAS. as it got too too SPITEFUL and even dangerous.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 21, 2021
I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
Thought: I have a fuckload of work to do
Afterthought: (I'm eating) fun dip
After-Afterthought: Netflix.
Afterthought: (I'm eating) fun dip
After-Afterthought: Netflix.
by BA** December 19, 2018
I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill
by BabbleBoy February 04, 2023
Staying neutral. Saying that you stay out of the current situation and that it has got nothing to do with you.
X: "Why do you always mind my business?!"
Y: "It's because I'm getting annoyed of your stupid density!"
Z: "I'm a fish in the sea (smart)."
Y: "It's because I'm getting annoyed of your stupid density!"
Z: "I'm a fish in the sea (smart)."
by Hatake Kakashi's relative January 16, 2015