Clout Egg

A clout egg is an icon. Clout eggs are cool beings that will make your life so much better.

Person: “omg look at that Clout Egg I look up to it it is my god”
Person 2: “omg I heard that if you shove an egg up it’s ass it will come out hard boiled”
Clout egg: “follow me on Instagram @meurfavegghead ”

by Toe god August 16, 2018

Buttered Eggs

The result of shaving your testicles while in the shower, and proceeding to lather them in soap while clanking them together.

Bro my buttered eggs are still sore

by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018

Egg

To move ahead of a person at a certain thing who's origin comes from an egg taking over Kylie Jenner on Instagram for most liked picture

James: I'm winning this race
Thomas: I'm going to egg you

James: No fucking chance

Tom: *standing in a queue*
Bernard: Hey Tom, can I egg you?
Tom: Sure

by #HotBoi January 17, 2019

Egg

Egg is the famous wordwide icon that got the most likes on instagram surpassing Kylie Jenner
Good job Egg,
We are proud of you

Guy 1: YO ISNT THAT THE FAMOUS EGG IN YOUR FRIDGE
Guy 2: Yes it is

by SimplyEgg January 19, 2019

World record Egg

The egg no one can stop fucking talking about cuz it's "ThE MOsT LwIKeD InSPaGrAM PoSt"

I'm your host killer keemstar leeeet'ssss get reeeeuuutttt into the news. Our first story comes from an Instagram account called the world record egg

by Godisagamer January 19, 2019

Egg

The most divine food on Earth. Also responsible for the most liked photo on Instagram and on any social media.

Ffs, the most liked pic on Instagram is an egg.

by world_record_egg January 20, 2019

Egg

They are kept home like ur nan

Egg bro

by Asad boi January 23, 2019