When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.
Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?
by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023
A mom, similar to a deadbeat dad, who doesn’t pay child support and doesn’t participate in any of the actual parenting of her kids.
His ex is such an Ice Cream Mom, that bitch only takes her kids when she can see a movie and then she makes HIM pay for it!
by Swanky85 February 15, 2018
by Cingy Von Brock May 27, 2025
Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!
by Chogan2020 September 09, 2020
by CTCreamTeam December 27, 2021
“Hey Pahkah (Parker), I want you to paint my insides.”
Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”
I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
Parker - “Someone’s ready for a Boston Cream Pie.”
I gave a Shannon the fattest Boston Cream Pie ever.
by The Real Sputnik May 26, 2022
by Metalbish February 07, 2022