hemroid cream

hemroid cream is a cream for your swollen blood vessel that pops in your ass

mike: HELP I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT AND MY ASS IS FOUNTAINING BLOOD GET HEMROID CREAM

by soupsters October 13, 2019

Dream-'n-cream

wet dream or nocturnal erection or some shit
verb: dream'n-'n-cream'n

During male Pubescence, the occasional dream-'n-cream is expected.

by TweakGod October 14, 2019

Pesto Whipped Cream

The act of orgasming while vomiting chunks on your partner.

Hey dude, I totally pesto whipped creamed my non-binary partner last night.

by Nobleperson August 22, 2019

oyster cream

It’s seaman that has been sucked out of a vagina, then spit onto a penis, then placed into the anus.

The girl last night was total oyster cream fiend.

by Thrasherff August 25, 2019

Cream sickle pussy fart

a drumstick sunk in a mysterious hole done by the sm0ke

That zombie was annoying so I called him/her a cream sickle pussy fart and cracked my beer

by The sm0ke September 11, 2019

Nut Cream

A dumbass or a person who doesn't wash their hands after they busted a nut

1.you're a nut cream
2. Yo wash your hands nut cream

by Clingfling December 22, 2017

Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.

Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017

by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017