vice cream

When obese people get ice cream, even though they bloody well shouldn't.

Also what extramarital affairs get you filled with.

Man this music sucks, but at least I got me some vice cream!

by kebabWaitingGtg May 18, 2019

MarsBar Ice Cream

Trav fucking loves mars bar ice cream

MarsBar Ice Cream AND SOME FANTA FRUIT TWIST!

by Hqrreh May 25, 2019

Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019

Ice cream

The food that all shall eat. It is the giver of enjoyment and the master of all.

John:I don't like ice cream.
Mark:THEN GO BURN IN HELL!

by Photonbeam September 24, 2019

hemroid cream

hemroid cream is a cream for your swollen blood vessel that pops in your ass

mike: HELP I JUST TOOK A FAT SHIT AND MY ASS IS FOUNTAINING BLOOD GET HEMROID CREAM

by soupsters October 13, 2019

Dream-'n-cream

wet dream or nocturnal erection or some shit
verb: dream'n-'n-cream'n

During male Pubescence, the occasional dream-'n-cream is expected.

by TweakGod October 14, 2019

Pesto Whipped Cream

The act of orgasming while vomiting chunks on your partner.

Hey dude, I totally pesto whipped creamed my non-binary partner last night.

by Nobleperson August 22, 2019