Crack-a-doodle-licous

Someone that is a tad bit messed up mentally.
by DLS59 January 08, 2022
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you're cracked

A figurative language to describe someone who is insanely good or talented (usually at a videogame).
sheesh dude you're cracked at this playing this character
by gnome cucker April 08, 2024
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festival crack

That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.
"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"

"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
by A goat with a mission March 06, 2021
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crack jiz

The white crusties you get around your mouth when you're smoking crack ,have really dry mouth, and sucking dicks
Wipe that crack jiz off your mouth bro, it looks like you just got done sucking on a dick
by Mr.Fixzer September 03, 2022
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Dog Crack

A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.

A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.

The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.

The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.
There are so many dogs chasing after Smarly because she has a dog crack, and they all want it.
by slipperydick December 13, 2011
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Clot Crack

Someone who suck asshole and eats ass crack
“ dude your such a clot crack

“Your the one eating your girls ass crack
by Blue564 May 13, 2020
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Cracked

Means You havd intercouse with someone
Yea i cracked Kim last night
by LemonadeDrinkler225 July 23, 2022
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