Butt Putt

The insertion of a golf putter handle into one's anus. You then stand over the ball and wiggle your hips to hit the ball towards the hole. First one to sink it wins the hole.

"I got shit all over the handle of my putter from when we played butt putt last week."

by MyVeinyMeat November 15, 2020

Butt Surfing

The act of sliding on ones ass across a wet soapy bathroom floor by means of pushing yourself off the wall with your legs in a forceful motion, preferably naked.

Butt surfing: You should have seen how she butt surfed across that floor!

by Big monkey 8 May 9, 2020

Butt rape

Destroying someone’s butthole

Hey joe I just butt raped bon

by PeePeeSucker May 10, 2020

Butt nipple

The term used for a very large, painful, and uncomfortable pimple located on your gluteus maximus, or more widely named, your butt.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you down for a couple drinks at the pub tonight?"
Guy 2: "Sorry man, I can't. I got a huge butt nipple my wife's supposed to take care of for me."
Guy 1: "Ah man, I understand. Butt nipples are a bitch."

by WhatsUpFuttBuckers June 1, 2020

Butt smudgie

wen your arse is sweaty and unwiped and u press it up against a object or a person leaving behind a smudgie for all!

wen you pass out im goanna give u a butt smudgie!!

by pappawally July 14, 2020

Taco butt

Someone who is reputedly way too into anal for their own good.

See how Clarice is walking with a little bit of a limp? She's a total taco butt, dude.

by Swiping Left July 22, 2020

Chunky butt

(1)A person with a butt of notable presence. Appears to be fun to grab and play with.

(2) A nickname for a cheeky person whose personality is full of unpredictable bits.

Hey, chunky butt, you look like you'd be a monk on the streets and a plumber in the sheets.

by beezeeB September 19, 2020