bed burger

Spontaneously buying a burger ‘to go’ in the late evening, taking it home to eat while cozied up in a blanket, usually in bed, while watching something.

After work tonight, I’m going to bed burger.

A: Are you going to eat your burger?
B: No, I want bed burger.

by geminate June 8, 2024

Hassle burger

A hassle burger is a social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, and their presence is annoying.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Hassle burger

A social-media "friend" or follower who only ever appears in the space to contradict something you wrote. You never hear from them otherwise, so their presence is annoying. They may be an old irl friend or colleague, or they may be a stranger who has followed you just for this purpose.

"I am putting you on mute for being a hassle burger."

by Edward Current June 12, 2024

Turkey Burger

A delicious protein filled meat treat. Perfect for a bite to eat.

“Nathan’s Turkey Burgers”

by Paullagan September 11, 2024

Turkey Burger

A delicious protein filled meat treat. Perfect for any gym boys looking for a lovely bite to eat

“Nathan did you prep your turkey burgers today?”

by Paullagan September 11, 2024

Snail Burger

One Snail to rule to rule them all, One Snail to find them, One Snail to bring them all, and it the darkness bind them, In the land of Burger where the wet and gushy lie.

Snail Burger went to OrgasmTown to find the wet ones.

by Gorilla Tag Fella September 15, 2024

Jeggy Burger

A large messy burger that usually contains BBQ sauce, onion rings, bacon, and/or double beef patties.

Example 1:

Friend 1: Dude this burger is getting everywhere!
Friend 2: Bro, why'd you get a Jeggy burger?

Example 2:

"I'm so hungry, I could devour a Jeggy burger right now."

by theactualonlysaneperson November 7, 2024