Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
Get the Bob Marleymug. by Only factz just trust February 26, 2023
Get the Bob jr the thirdmug. 
by Balls2Wall August 13, 2023
Get the Happy Birthday Bobmug. Also known as ‘Cratchits’ for short, refers to a man with very large sideburns. Who often purposely grows them and refuses to shave.
by eliotfisherponds March 11, 2024
Get the Bob Cratchitsmug. that one person who's like average or sumthin' and like always that one person in the background of every tv show
by YlcvPzHdlzvtl January 9, 2022
Get the bobmug. When you make a piece of work that can never be destroyed and could never mach your characteristic standards causing you to have a silent melt down every time you think about it
Person A: wow I like this story
Person B: Really! It was the product of like 8 Bob Ross Breakdowns, I actually regret even keeping it.
Person B: Really! It was the product of like 8 Bob Ross Breakdowns, I actually regret even keeping it.
by smielyman April 23, 2020
Get the Bob Ross Breakdownmug.