December 5

December 5th is national ask out your crush day!

Boy: Hey you wanna go out with me?

Girl: Sure! But why did you ask me out today?
Boy: Because it's December 5th

by Imsoborsdndn December 4, 2020

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A brilliant thing to do when one is feeling so FRIGGIN BORED, that one tries to literally gulp up the urban dictionary, leaving maybe a single grain of sand behind, but guess what, this word is PART of that single grain of sand!
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by oceanicrealm January 1, 2024

5 for a quickie

5 dollars for the hooker to give you a handjob

Stella works as a hooker and is asking a stranger for 5 for a quickie.

by Djfshdg it s Shakespeare September 18, 2022

1-5/4-5

A 1-5 is a code name for a male that's affiliated with the street gang, the "15 Block Gangsters". A 4-5 is a code name for a female that's affiliated with the "15 Block Gangsters". The 4-5 comes from their call to greet each other saying, "1-5 1-5, 4-5 4-5".

1-5/4-5:
Yeah that's my lil 1-5
That swaty over there, she my 4-5

by Skreetz December 20, 2018

Stephen of grade 5

Stephen is a 300lb 5th grader who has this odd obsession with Wario and would always play “Wario” at recess but nobody knew what that was.

Stephen also seem to have committed the “ass ripping of 5th grade” incident. We don’t know when this happened, but it just happened.

Do you remember that kid Stephen of grade 5 who was obsessed with Wario?

by WeehooIsBased May 12, 2022

november 5

post your favourite ex

Today is November 5th I’m gunna post my ex !

by ineedmyexback November 5, 2022

5-Alarm Regret

The feeling one gets after adding entirely too much hot sauce to ones food

Joe: whats wrong Bill?

Bill: this sri racha just gave me a bad case of the 5-Alarm regret.

by lordfusty January 1, 2009