Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).
Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.
by Liz2016 September 18, 2011
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Justin Brown

MY fucking dad. Has literally fucked every human on the planet. is the ultimate object of sex. god crafted his brain specifically. 1 scientist in the last millennium. Has beef with ms. frost
I sacrifice 14 children to the all father Justin Brown every night
by Boinkadoink May 14, 2019
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Justin vs Khabib

It's fantastic! I'm watching the highlights again and it's hilarious because Justin was piecing him up with the stand-up and sprawled the takedown but Khabib just TOOK HIM DOWN ANYWAY!
Justin vs Khabib

Justin *Spawls takedown* "No."

Khabib "No to your 'No' motherfucker. Yes!" *Proceeds to take him down anyway as though he did not just get his fucking takedown stuffed*

Justin "Gah! Oh God I'm being strangled!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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Justin Evelyn

A nice person that is very kind
Justin Evelyn is nice and is tall
by Duckthatclaps July 21, 2022
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Justin Fields

A quarterback who is respectfully the only good Bears quarterback of the franchise, (besides Sid Luckman).
Josh: Hey, did you see Justin Fields last night?
Mike: I know, he is the savior of the Chicago Bears.
by speedyadventure November 03, 2023
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Justin and alysia

A couple of people who wear blue hoodies and someone from Canada but they make sure to keep it a secret and not tell anyone
Justin and alysia are so cute
by Rodrigues November 16, 2022
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justin fox

Is a person who makes fun of himself but truly deep down is hurt. Always getting mad at one of his friends for little to no reason. Any male named Justin Fox is not allowed to grow past 5 foot 6. Finds gay jokes funny yet offensive at the same time.
by Thick boi99 January 30, 2020
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