by Matt the one and only November 05, 2019
hi bsf it’s national fuck ur bsf day u wanna fuck?
hell yeah I wanna fuck lets go
*have sex and continue to have sex after that day*
National fuck your bsf day
hell yeah I wanna fuck lets go
*have sex and continue to have sex after that day*
National fuck your bsf day
by yeezius March 13, 2021
National fuck your bestfriend day is on 4th March.
You ask your bestfriend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Its just physical.
You ask your bestfriend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Its just physical.
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your bestfriend day?"
"Sure"
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your bestfriend day?"
"Sure"
by Swgaface March 03, 2021
“Shut up retard”. Na I’m gonna fuck your mum
by NOTATallirishman September 14, 2020
this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 17, 2022
Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day
by Babicakesxox April 20, 2018
by Definitelynotdaniel June 26, 2021