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National fuck your bestie day

You: Hey let’s go to this room and have sex

Matt: ok cause it’s national fuck your bestie day
by Matt the one and only November 4, 2019
mugGet the National fuck your bestie daymug.

I’m gonna fuck your mum

Something a 9-12 year old uses as a insult
by NOTATallirishman September 13, 2020
mugGet the I’m gonna fuck your mummug.

National Fuck your Bestfriend Day

National fuck your bestfriend day is on 4th March.

You ask your bestfriend to fuck and maybe it will happen!

Its just physical.
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
"Hey, wanna fuck on national fuck your bestfriend day?"
"Sure"
by Swgaface March 2, 2021
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National fuck your bsf day

On March 17 u MUST fuck ur bsf of the opposite gender, this can lead u to fuck daily after that day
hi bsf it’s national fuck ur bsf day u wanna fuck?
hell yeah I wanna fuck lets go

*have sex and continue to have sex after that day*
National fuck your bsf day
by yeezius March 13, 2021
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this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother
P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022
mugGet the YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHERmug.

National fuck your best friend day

Me "hey wanna fuck"
Bestfriend "I'm your best friend that would be weird "
Me "No it's may 20th, national fuck your best friend day
by Babicakesxox May 28, 2018
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i fucked your mom#6969

Person A: do you have friends

Person B: yes I have 'i fucked your mom#6969'
by Definitelynotdaniel June 26, 2021
mugGet the i fucked your mom#6969mug.

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