boiler wings

1.What you get when you have sex with a woman twice your age plus 1 year.

2. When you have sex with a woman who has a child younger than you also qualifies.

18yo Mitch got his boiler wings when he boned that 37yo chick.

by tonguemaster May 17, 2006

chain wings

An award given to someone who manages to have sex with someone of the OPPOSITE sex in prison.

Inmate #1: "My wife visited me today with a mini skirt and no underwear."
Inmate #2: "You get your chain wings?"
Inmate #1: "NO BUT SHE DID..."
Inmate #2: "Aw man im sorry."

by smartassmotherfucker May 14, 2008

White Wings

In the wings system, these wings are awarded for having sex with a virgin.

"Have you got your white wings?"
"Of course!"

by denzille May 19, 2005

bat wings

When you're sweaty, and your sac starts stickin to your inner thighs.

Aw man, I have the worst bat wings right now

by Bobbo February 14, 2003

golden wing

1) Golden wings are the wings of angels.

2) a golden wing can be the receptacle that carries someone very special to you on their journey

eg1. her golden wings will keep her safe.

eg2. and a golden wing passes my way.

by Sareheart November 3, 2010

pink wings

in the advanced wings set this is getting both red and white wings at the same time.

"There's no way you've got pink wings man! No-one manages that!"

by denzille May 19, 2005

The Wings System

To earn YOUR Wing, YOU must experience the following:

Black - Sex with a black female
Blue - Eating out a dead lady
Brown - Anal sex with a female
Buffalo – Sex with a fat chick.
Gold - Receive a Golden shower from a female
Green - Eating out a lady who has an STD
Grey - Skull fucking a chick
Knife - Sex with your friends girlfriend
Pink - Sex with a white girl
Purple - Sex with a pregnant chick
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Rainbow – Sex with a dude
Red - Eat out a girl who is on her period
Silver - Sex with an old ass lady
White - Sex with a virgin lady
Yellow - Sex with a female of Asian decent

Mandingo: "Bro, why are you so out of it today, and the fuck is with that grin."
Silky: "Duuude, Last night with this one girl, I earned my White, Pink, Red, Brown, Gold, Grey, and Knife Wings."
Mandingo: "Sweeeet, but whats the Knife wing?"
Silky: "I fucked your Sloot girlfriend... DUECES!! AND SALUTE TO **The Wings System**!!!"
(Runs away)

by Silky Johnson ;D December 17, 2012