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Beanie Weenie

A sexual position that consists of a male sticking his erect penis between his legs, then he and his partner get on all fours and have sex in the double doggy style position, butt to butt. Easily the hottest and most pleasuranle sexual position God ever created.
After a night of Snappa and heavy drinking, we heard zoo noises coming from the bedroom upstairs. Upon opening the door, I find Deano and his girl naked on all fours raming their asses into each other. After some deep investigation, we realized they were just beating cakes beanie weenie style.
by Your Boy GSpot April 5, 2009
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weenie turd

a bad name to call someone, to be used when in mixed company.

technically it's a small piece of poop that lodges in the urethra during anal sex.
stop being such a weenie turd and leave me alone!
by Gryfin March 24, 2004
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the ween

a sexually transmitted disease given to men that makes their cock grow extremely large then shrink so it looks like a chode. their balls also tend to swell and feel tender. in some cases it results in blueballs. this is transmitted normally by a girl by the name of christine, but can be given by one of her multiple partners.

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dude, ur dick is so small!

i know, i did a chick named christine last night...

dude, you have the WEEN!!!!!!!!!
by hanner.... BABABAB January 26, 2008
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weenie sprinkles

Louse of the genitals a.k.a. pubic lice
Allie: Do you have weenie sprinkles?

Josh: Hell no! Do you really think im that nasty?!?
by jsesTM December 29, 2009
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Weeniedunk

The act of inserting your penis in any bodily orafice in a surprising and or speedy manner.
Julie was just sitting there with her mouth hanging open, so I went straight for the weeniedunk.

John: Hey Kim, I think you dropped your bracelet.
Kim: What? (bends over)
John: Weeeeeeeeniedunk!
by Doselan July 9, 2010
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Weedy-steam

the steam that builds up in your bathroom when you smoke when the shower's on.
Damn bro, this weedy-steam is dense as fuck!!!!!!
by Team Voldemort January 16, 2011
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Weenie Fondle

When one is feeling in the mood, esp. of the male gender, he will go up to a female and inquire her to fondle his weenie: meaning a delicate graze of the male genitalia.
George: We just got back from a classy party and I'm feeling pretty good right now
Kandii: Oh wow since we are so classy, screw the hand job. Im'a weenie fondle you
by CharliesAngel12321 January 30, 2012
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