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Welder's Flash

While checking out a female in a low-light setting, the girl's face gets lit up by a light such as a cell phone or lighter and one realizes she is butt ugly.
Dude 1 "Hey check out that girl over there"
Dude 2 "Its too dark I cant see her face"
Girl pulls out phone and it lights up her face
Dudes 1&2 "OH SHIT WELDER'S FLASH!"
by CasasBoobies June 28, 2012
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fag weener

term used to discribe a person with extreme homophobia that cries and bitches like a flamer when drunk as hell.
every one at the party wanted to beat the shit out of the fag weener from the valley.Instead they just dumped him in his sports car were he puked all night.
by bubbles may October 22, 2008
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Fat Man In A Weezer Shirt

The third wheel, someone who is always sitting there watching everyone else go at it or have a significant other yet themself is all alone
1.) I'm a fat man in a weezer shirt. All of my friends have someone but i'm all alone.

2.) My friends who are going out with each other invited me to the movied tonight, but i said no because I'm tired of being the fat man in a Weezer shirt.
by poop April 22, 2003
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stallion weeners

to be used as a response instead of saying cool or word

a much more sophisticated phrase used by those who inhabit the boobie kingdom

derived from the latin "horse puppy"
tara: jess why are you never online?
jess: tara why are you an albino?
tara: stallion weeners.

jesse: im totally gender confused...
tara: stallion weeners.

jenny: my ass looks dicknormous in these jeans!
tara: stallion weeners.
by tara tart cart April 8, 2008
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weener

Look that guys a weener!
too rite!
by balthazar03 April 19, 2004
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weezer

A person (usually college kid) who goes out to the bars hoping to hook-up, but by closing time has failed in this task, so he rejoins his friends and fakes being happy (generally drunkenly jumping/huddling around with them while singing along to the typical Weezer-like songs that bars play when they want people to leave) and pretends that being with friends is why he came out in the first place.

Can also be used as a verb.
Yeah, what a weezer
by RohK December 12, 2010
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weenderful

the word used to describe the feeling both partners experience in an amazing relationship.
Christa and Jason are Weenderful
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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