Bird Watching

A Noncey and perverted act that people call fun or very interesting.

Hey dad can you take me bird watching tommorow?

My hobby is bird watching

by Squidward The Tentacles October 21, 2019

bird watching

Birdwatching, or birding, is a form of wildlife observation in which the observation of birds is a recreational activity or citizen science. It can be done with the naked eye, through a visual enhancement device like binoculars and telescopes, by listening for bird sounds,12 or by watching public webcams.

I want to go to the British lake for bird watching.

by aminsep May 4, 2018

shitting while everyone watching you

its explin its own

me: poo pa pe and shitting while everyone watching you
everyone: omfg

omfg= oh my fucking god

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021

window watching

When you are really stoned and you get paranoid and peer out the window through your blinds to make sure no cops are sneaking up on you.

"Hey, look at Steve window watching! He is so high!"

by Jack Aaron August 26, 2005

bench watching

You sit on a bench and watch your show

I was bench watching This Is Us

by Vinny111 October 4, 2018

Binge Watching

When your life has no meaning so you watch a fuckload of tv or Netflix or Hulu. You normally watch a crazy amount in a depressingly short amount of time.

Person A: Hey wanna hookup with my friend tonight?
Person B: Na I'm gonna be busy binge watching H2O Just Add Water
Person A: Fucking loser

by okay big boy September 18, 2019

People Watching

when people with no lives or losers who go out to watch people because they nothing better to do.
P.S. This is my sister

Fred: What did you do last night?
Loser:I went people watching.
Fred: What?
Loser: People watching, its when you go and watch random people.
Fred:you need to get a life.

by Jim Rule December 28, 2005