A man emotionally and physically exploited by his wife’s unstoppable shopping addiction. Most commonly spotted in or around Avedøre, Denmark — a place where hope goes to die and delivery drivers cry.
The Avedøre Victim spends every day fetching endless “small” packages ordered online, from obscure pickup locations, lockers, and post offices, often without warning. He is promised love, peace, or at least dinner — but receives none. Instead, he returns home carrying three overstuffed IKEA bags and a crushed soul.
Known symptoms include:
Chronic back pain from lifting "just one more parcel"
PTSD triggered by GLS and PostNord logos
A dead look in the eyes when asked “Can you just pick it up on your way?”
Often used jokingly, but there’s a dark truth behind the term. If you see one: offer help, or at least a cold beer.
The Avedøre Victim spends every day fetching endless “small” packages ordered online, from obscure pickup locations, lockers, and post offices, often without warning. He is promised love, peace, or at least dinner — but receives none. Instead, he returns home carrying three overstuffed IKEA bags and a crushed soul.
Known symptoms include:
Chronic back pain from lifting "just one more parcel"
PTSD triggered by GLS and PostNord logos
A dead look in the eyes when asked “Can you just pick it up on your way?”
Often used jokingly, but there’s a dark truth behind the term. If you see one: offer help, or at least a cold beer.
“Bro, I haven’t seen Frederik in weeks.”
“Yeah, poor guy became an Avedøre Victim. Last I heard, he was carrying 12 packages from Min Købmand while crying.”
“Yeah, poor guy became an Avedøre Victim. Last I heard, he was carrying 12 packages from Min Købmand while crying.”
by Victimdk July 18, 2025
Get the Avedøre Victimmug. Someone who was rude, dishonest or a dick to someone and when someone calls them out for it they will come up with a bullshit claim too make them look like the victim so they will be supported and the actual victim will be disregarded and treated like the bad guy by their peers.
"But I thought she bullied that kid why is the kid being treated badly? She's a victimizer that is why."
by fuge5407 April 9, 2021
Get the victimizermug. any disorder, trait, characteristic, attribute, feature, or other detail invoked with the intention of portraying one as a victim in an attempt to render them irreproachable
by Gaius315 May 29, 2025
Get the victim armormug. by Butstinger July 24, 2023
Get the Victimmug. Nooo I'm not blaming the victims. I'm just not blaming the perpetrators. Which is what you want me to do and BECAUSE I'M NOT... You're using that as justification for your antipathy towards me.
Hym "Noooo... You want a thing that is a 'parent problem' to be an everybody problem but if I were to apply that to literally anything else (say, me not getting my dick sucked) you would reject it. It's funny too because I couldn't be any more ambivalent about it and I've done more to stop it than any of you EVER COULD. (👈 That one there is for The Homelander) So, no. No victim blaming here.
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
Get the Victim Blamingmug. by sangre August 13, 2025
Get the hamster tank victimmug. by Herobattler June 12, 2022
Get the Right click victimmug.