by big gae weeb March 11, 2020
by Unicorngirll March 15, 2020
The life of Corona started in 2020-2021 and caused many deaths, it started the great toilet paper depression of 2020.It was released into the world from a lab to cool down the human population and mutated.it infected a bat who got eaten by a bloke in China and then the great global Pandemic started, Boris banned Christmas because of it btw, it was Bullshit
2095
John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?
Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.
John: Boris banned Christmas?
Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?
Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.
John: Boris banned Christmas?
Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
by THEBITCHTHATSTOLECHRISTMAS!!!! January 17, 2021
As a parent, you have the right to do what you want - as long as you lock your little virus replicator kid away from other human beings for life.
by bugpower March 15, 2020
Me: I'm feeling a little thot-ish right now.
Jim: Well it's because you hang around Paulo. He is a true thot. You might have the Thot Virus now!
Me: Oh no!!! I don't want to be a thot like him!
Jim: Well it's because you hang around Paulo. He is a true thot. You might have the Thot Virus now!
Me: Oh no!!! I don't want to be a thot like him!
by the crack down October 30, 2014
From the people who brought you the hits Ebola and A.I.D.S, this virus can grossly deform children still in the womb if their mother should contract it, rushed straight from the continent to you!. Thanks Africa for your latest contribution to the world.
Did you hear Tracey just found out she has contracted the Zika virus? I hope she doesn't have to terminate her pregnancy.
by Frankencastle February 12, 2016
Nate: My computer just randomly started playing music.
Mike: It a classy virus, that plays classical music...
Chris: While it fucks you in the ass.
Mike: It a classy virus, that plays classical music...
Chris: While it fucks you in the ass.
by UmmNo April 15, 2010