by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2021
Get the takin’ a turdmug. by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
Get the happy turdmug. by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2019
Get the e-turdingmug. A Turd Monger is somebody that produces particularly strong, foul smelling bowel movements. This individual can be an extreme source of frustration to others that happen to walk into a restroom recently utilized by this culprit or happen to share occupancy in a restroom when this offender decides to unload. It can be even more frustrating if you walk into a polluted restroom unknowingly after the perpetrating Turd Monger used it, do an immediate about face and pass someone else on the way in. They immediately assume you're the pollutant and give you the look of death.
Holly shit, I was about to hit the head when I saw that Turd Monger Jimmy Brown walking out. The last time I was nailed by the fumes of his posterior emissions my eyes burned for hours. Christ, at my worst, I can't come close to what comes out of his crack. I'm surprised the smoke detectors didn't go off. No wonder the fucking ozone is disappearing!
by Big Ed Moustapha July 22, 2010
Get the Turd Mongermug. by jibby gibson July 25, 2010
Get the Turd-surfermug. A devious sex move in which the female has to poop on the male's side of the bed and then pretend like she didn't and that it's not funny
F: Hey baby, want me to amber turd tn?
M: Sorry babe, can't watch you amber turd, my dog stepped on a bee
M: Sorry babe, can't watch you amber turd, my dog stepped on a bee
by GBalbo3odSw4g May 27, 2022
Get the Amber Turdmug. "What is a fart, but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd", "This turd is crying to get out", "hold your noses, I just let out a Turd Cry"
by Darth Bawls February 4, 2009
Get the Turd Crymug.