Titty knackers

Irish slang, used to indicate a state of mentalness

"Would you look at that?! You are off your titty knackers! Tink of the babbies!!!"

by Paddy MacMahon January 10, 2009

titty crumbs

It is the small crumbs from food that fall between a BIG titty girl boobs that get stuck between her titties to find later.

A problem BIG titty girls have when they eat crackers, chips, bread, etc. anything that makes crumbs.

My wife was eating crackers earlier and when I grabbed her titty I found some titty crumbs.

by rcohn3 July 4, 2009

Titty Nip Death Grip

The name of the ultimate purple nurple. Symptoms of a Titty Nip Death Grip includes: Bleeding, bruising, lactation, burning, itching, stinging, vomiting, and watering eyes.

Steve: Hey man, did you see Dave yesterday?
Joe: Yeah, It looks like he got a good Titty Nip Death Grip.
Steve: Ha, he was crying for hours!

by Drfuzzybawlz December 27, 2010

Titty Sling

A bra, usually above the cup size of C.

Dayum, her Titty Sling must be huge!

by Ned Farr July 25, 2011

Titty Trap

n. Situation in which an individual feels compelled to assist or do some task, regardless of how abysmal the task may be, for an attractive female with an amazing set of breasts.

John fell into the titty trap last night and was not seen again for hours

by no1ofimportance November 13, 2011

titty graze

When you're at work or anywhere really and a chick grazes/bumps or brushes her boobs accidentally past your arm back or shoulder. Can occur frequently if they have massive tits and are'nt careful.

Dude 1: "Mate, I love working with her, she give the best titty grazes".
Dude 2: "I know right! They're fucken huge!"

by minge007 November 23, 2011

Titty Tagging

The event in which you or the driver next to you is attempting to change lanes, but both vehicles either slow down or speed up which makes the lane change unsuccessful.

Both cars are side to side and move up and down, hence, "titty tag".

This asshole was titty tagging me on on freeway 59 last night, which caused me to miss the exit and make me late!

by vonhelsing20 October 29, 2012