possum treasure

When you have repressed trauma so when you go to prison you decide to go gay and marry a black man. No homo, no Karen’s allowed.

Bro, possum treasure! F**k.

by babysnoopy2236 January 3, 2021

Treasure Dungeon

The anus. Butthole. Forbidden Cavern. Pleasure Pinhole. Etc.

We've been dating for 8 months and he still won't let me in the treasure dungeon. I might just have to surprise him for his birthday.

by Whyareyousofuckingweird February 20, 2021

treasure hunting

When someone eats coins and defecates on a tray later to find them

guy 1 "Hey bro want to go treasure hunting" guy 2 "sure but im not eating any coins that's on you."

by chickenwing1 March 2, 2021

treasure chest dumper

A Womans behind that isnt normal or for that matter good, but contains enough unusual treasure plumpness to be oddly appealing. Sometimes can make one obsesses by said TCD.

Wow, look at that treasure chest dumper by the pool eating a whole tray of nachos.

I agree, thats a nice TCD

by the brand July 12, 2012

Pull a national treasure

Doing something with good intentions before someone with bad intentions.

Fred want's to set of a bomb so we must pull a national treasure

by RiskDaFrog September 4, 2023

The European treasure hunt

When you insert a singular anal bead as far up as you can into ones anus. And you let it sit for a day up there. Then you dig through what ever is up there to search for the treasure you planted

Hey babe do you want to do The European treasure hunt tonight

by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023

Qtip Treasure Hunt

When you stick a qtip halfway in your butt and squat around the room to see what the other end picks up

I had a qtip treasure hunt last night and found some old food.

by Danny-the-boi June 26, 2020