When four guys form a chair with their erect penis.
Ex. Hey girl, you want to come sit in our beef chair .
Ex. Hey girl, you want to come sit in our beef chair .
by ontai June 18, 2014

by Let'sTalkDictionary October 24, 2023

A sweaty co-worker who over the course of day gradually moistens their chair with their bodily fluids.
"Smithers, what's the name of this gastropod?", "Homer Simpson, sir. One of your chair moisteners from Sector 7-G."
by daveuk123 April 14, 2021

Internet person who resides on Urban Dictionary obsessed with toxic gas aka methane and provides us, the UD users, with great definitions.
Hi I'm Larry Chair and I gave definitions for farticious inflatuation afflatuate fart appeal and the more recent Do I smell popcorn?
by marysawrus February 20, 2011

The broken chair refers to sweeping a woman's arms out from underneath her while doing it doggy style.
Girl-I got a bloody nose last night because during the middle of sex, my boyfriend pulled the broken chair on me.
by boner75 June 20, 2009

by PSCBRENDEN November 26, 2006

When someone with a penis lies on their back, and a 2nd party takes a seat on said penis (Lube req'd). Once seated, one places both hands on the bottom person's chest and throws their momentum in one direction, resulting in the top person engaging in a thrilling spin, much like in an office chair.
We had no lubricant, so when my boyfriend and I attempted the office chair, we did not even spin 180 degrees.
by L Twice August 16, 2011
