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Blue Lamp

"Blue Lamp" is what you tell a friend who denies that they are very drunk to remember. In the morning ask, "what were you supposed to remember?" If your friend can remember blue lamp in the morning a sense of victory will overwhelm them as they have proven they were not actually that drunk, and if the friend cannot remember blue lamp confusion will overwhelm them.

Origin of term:

At my friend's lake house i had had a little to drink. my friend kept telling me that i was acting wild and telling me to calm down, but i vehemently denied my drunkenness. I thought I was acting perfectly normal. so my friend said "Okay, that lamp right there is blue... In the morning you should remember blue lamp if you aren't so drunk." So the next morning i wake up and scream "BLUE LAMP!!!" turns out i may not have been as drunk as my friend thought.
tim: you were so drunk last night

bob: no i wasnt...

tim: did you remember what u were supposed to remember then?

bob: what are you talking about?

tim: blue lamp ya drunken fool!
by mrword June 25, 2009
mugGet the Blue Lampmug.

road lamp

A person that is an absolute tool, idiot, thicko. Lacking intelligence and savvy.
"That geeza was an absolute road lamp."

"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."
by Dungle February 12, 2015
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hamster lamp

The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.
Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you

Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?

Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo
by 96blaze January 6, 2014
mugGet the hamster lampmug.

Rubbing the lamp

Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.
She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!
by Lynialyn January 13, 2020
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It's all lamps

A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.
by mongoes March 20, 2012
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Moon Lamp

A lamp shaped like a moon
Aw man I will never get a moon lamp
by Ariel Aries March 29, 2021
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