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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was a sensitive man. He was an Austrian painter, best-seller author and philanthropist, deeply concerned about the overpopulation of the planet. His autobiography " Mein Kraft" has sold > 12 mil. copies worldwide.
Hilter was was very good at coming up with solutions, so he proposed a Final one.

Fun facts:

• Composer of the hard german techno song "Erika" )
• Inventor of the toothbush mustache
• Portrayed himself in the WW2 era sitcom comedy "Der Untergang"

Further reading:

"Anal Cunt - Hitler Was a Sensitive Man (Metal Spoken Word)" (Hilter fan fiction)
"French boy gets ‘Mein Kampf’ instead of ‘Minecraft’ for Christmas - Grandfather gets him Mein Kampf" (unboxing by a young fan)
"ERIKA CANONEER Remix(This Is Real German Techno)" (Hitler's musical magnus opus remixed and bass boosted)
- Hey son! What did you learn at school today?
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Adolf hitler

a dumb German dictator who molest little kids
" Adolf hitler molested his fellow nigga"
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Adolf Tittler

A dude that touches way too many tiddies
Yeah, James is Adolf Tittler, he touched more than 12 tiddies today
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Adolf Jerzy

Adolf Jerzy the first and last leader of the U.E.S (United Essex States) was a generous and kind man that rose to power in the late 2020s. He sparked a rebellion against the British government which was seen as a failing government which gave Jerzy the idea of liberating the UK. During his leadership of the U.E.S, he made countless of diplomatic friends such as Barry Lumensky who was Jerzy's closest diplomatic friend in the trying times of the U.E.S.

Adolf Jerzy later passed away at age 78 from stage 4 cancer which saw his glories empire come crashing down. He was buried in his home town of Tarnobzeg in Poland where he is constantly being remembered for the actions he took and his caring heart.
Person 1: "Hey Adolf Jerzy was a pretty nice guy back then"

Person 2: "I mean yeah, despite the bad first name"

Barry Lumensky: "You gentle men talking about my friendo Jerzy? He certainly was the best friend and leader the world has ever seen, I still miss him"
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Adolf's Gas

A gas station where you can get 88% off
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Adolf Hitler

Adolf Hitler was an Austrian-born German politician who was the dictator of Germany from 1933 until his death in 1945. He rose to power as the leader of the Nazi Party, becoming the chancellor in 1933 and then assuming the title of Führer und Reichskanzler in 1934. During his dictatorship, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland on 1 September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust, the genocide of about six million Jews and millions of other victims.
Who was Adolf Hitler? Adolf Hitler was the leader of Germany
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Adolf shitler

When you link some one in a bathroomroom while someone else is shiting in the bathroom. The victim is gassed with shit fumes.
Bro Linda adolf shitlered last night
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