Thirst

When you're so focused on a chick's ass you forget you're walking with your friend.

Thirsty Lucas

by pajamapants2020 March 21, 2021

thirst bot

Someone that is very thirsty and parched.

Overly dramatic about the thirst

You always want water. You’re a thirst bot

by Smooththoughtsmo February 28, 2021

Thirst burst

When someone is so thirsty (horny) but also mindful of staying hydrated from losing bodily fluids they over hydrate and the thirst blows up into verbal diarrhea about big booty hoes

Did you see so and so thirst burst in group chat earlier?

by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022

Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.

Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.

by Schmoozer420 June 6, 2020

Banishing Thirst

The Banishing Thirst is an only born disease where the patient is not aloud to touch a living soul. The patient will have to be at least 6ft apart from another person. Or have to be put in a room from any human contact.

This disease can cause savior touch starvation to the patient and try to touch anyone they can see. The diseases will also cause depression, monophobia (fear of being left alone), anxiety, separation anxiety, Agoraphobia (fear of leaving the place you call a safe haven), Insomnia, anthropophobia (fear of people)

There is unfortunately no cure for this illness. If touched on a specific area that part of the body will slowly disappear like water. If the patient wishes to be touched they will either choose their parents, friend, or their crush.

"This banishing Thirst is more a curse than a disease" I say while crying in the silent room I know too well.

by Yaoi95 June 2, 2022

Tasteless Thirst

When you have gone more than 6 months without sex and you become so horny that you'd fuck that thick ass futon if it would let you. Being this horny leads men and women around the world to hook up with God's mistakes without hesitation.

Tiffany: Did you here Becky fucked Ethan?
Jessica: Ew he's so ugly.
Tiffany: Yea she's totally got a bad case of Tasteless Thirst

by GnarlyCharley325 March 6, 2019

guilt thirst

That sudden thirst for water when u know u done messed up

After Jerry refused Lauren's hello he developed a guilt thirst and looked for a water bottle

by TinyLilTaco April 24, 2017