Oxygen Thief

A person who is incompetent or a mutherfucker. It is someone who is useless to humanity and is wasting the oxygen that a normal person could be breathing, just by being alive and breathing. Originated in Australia.
Person 1: "Bob is a dickhead, he can't get anything right".
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a fucking oxygen thief".
by aurelius maximus April 13, 2013
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Oxygen Thief

Someone who claims social benefits, whilst claiming to be incapable of working.
Usually found smoking weed and drinking, might also be seen playing sports.
by simples May 27, 2010
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hymen thief

One who delights in the theiving of, and/or the destruction of the mucus like membrane which seperates the girls from the whores.
Luther loves it when people refer to him as a Hymen Thief.
by Tyler Bennett November 30, 2006
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Word Thief

Someone who steals or tries to claim that a particular phrase, word or common lexicon was made up or invented by themselves.
That Jettie, thinks she invented the word wanklette, bladdy word thief! It's so obviously mine!
by William King II August 08, 2008
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panty thief

One who steals panties for sexual purposes and enjoys sniffing them and keeping them in his (or her) pocket. Also, one who can't get laid so he sniffs whatever is closest.

see:pantysniffer and gregory wong
Oh no! The panty thief stole my thong again. Oh my God, why does Gregory Wong have a thong in his hand?!?
by Alfy Wu July 01, 2003
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kodak thief

when somebody steals a photo. done using poses or facial expressions, this however is usually trumped when some joker decides to flop his cock out.
ah joe stole that photo, kodak thief, oh no wait look over there bens got his jack out.
by stefmanxx June 30, 2008
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Cobbler Thief

When a girl/guy goes into the room of a sleeping guy and with great stealth steals some of the knob cheese from under the forskin and frames it for the guys mother.
"Stacey is a Cobbler Thief cos she got ben in trouble. He's lucky his mum thought it was coleslaw."

"Haha your mum stole my Cobbler last night"
by Sinister Phil July 17, 2009
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