A Thick Bandit is often reference to the large female in the herd. She will tend to be more dominant, and more likely to perform exotic mating rituals with the male, and often times and added female.
"Did you see that Thick Bandit last night? Yeah, I took one for the team, took her home...and she destroyed me!"
"Mike was wing manning for a buddy, and ended up with the Thick Bandit...He'll never be the same."
"Had a thick bandit last night, and she let me go for the dog in a bathtub."
"Mike was wing manning for a buddy, and ended up with the Thick Bandit...He'll never be the same."
"Had a thick bandit last night, and she let me go for the dog in a bathtub."
by DaPurv February 4, 2010

by ricky51302 January 15, 2020

First coined in the Bay Area, Where you take a explicit photo of yourself or with friends that really shows off your thickness.
by Vanilla_Gorilla96 December 7, 2017

sparkly presence omggg but thick presence HOT COOL in other words :
sparkly presence my beloved is thick
sparkly presence my beloved is thick
by Eyeball(Roblox) March 2, 2022

The type of guy who worships the gym and protein #gains. Ocean beach is a staple in the holiday calendar so is posing from the gram with a bottle of vodka the lads chipped in €5 for. Sleeve tattoos are a prominent feature, so is calling you ‘babes’. As dense as a potato but 10/10 for arrogance. Wayne Lineker is the leader of the thick necks.
by queenoftinder November 19, 2020

by JokerJayOU812 May 5, 2018

What you say to your friend when her butt and or thighs are getting bigger. I wouldn’t prefer guys to say it to girls tho.
It also boosts the girls ego.
It also boosts the girls ego.
by Duh.itz.me July 1, 2018
