a homosexual orgy of strategically placing men in a straight line and performing anal sex with the man directly in front of you, whilst receiving it from behind. Unless you're the caboose, which just might be one of the only two spots on the train that receive the least please. The other being the front "Engine."
by Guru on a hill March 28, 2010
A train in which it is too quiet to talk on your phone incase you disturb the peace, so you have to send a text.
Damn! i can't talk am on a Church Train.
by Geeh February 23, 2011
I'm train hopping to Chicago
by Laura quinns May 02, 2018
Mom : sweetie, I'm going to work tomorrow
James:ok
Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.
James:ok
Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.
by Happy pet story name:Coyote February 29, 2016
Megan: "Gosh, what's that stink?"
Elizabeth: "Oh I have to take a massive Dookie Train."
Megan: "Oh great, it's going to be a long one!"
Elizabeth: "Oh I have to take a massive Dookie Train."
Megan: "Oh great, it's going to be a long one!"
by Clingbo1 August 12, 2010
A children's TV show about a mom who cheated on her husband by fucking a t-Rex and distracts her cuck ass husband by buying tickets to the time traveling train full of so many hot dinosaurs so the husband doesn't notice his wife fucked a t-rex
by Grrryn April 09, 2021
by Rebeccaj2009 February 17, 2009