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Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough?

A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.
Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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spy stuff

hey, where you going?
Oh just going to do some spy stuff
eww didnt need to know that but okay.
by bad bittie May 4, 2021
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Roger Spy

Roger Spy is megastar and living legend. He is often credited for having invented the word “the” and most of the English language. He’s a health freak, when he is not drinking gallons of ‘margarytas’. He’s obsessed with blueberry Alpro yogurt and is a world renowned Michael Jackson ambassador. Rumours have it that he is dating Cher and Theresa May, but alas Roger Spy is a very private man. Above all, he cherishes his friends and his large penis. Having attended masturbation school and graduated with honours, Roger Spy is a man of peace.
Fuck me…Roger Spy!

Only Roger Spy would pull this off.

That Roger Spy sure can dance!

Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?

That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.

Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!

I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!

That was so good Roger Spy!

Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?
by Fenway Bergamot November 21, 2021
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Concert Spy

A person who must have a birds-eye view of a concert (usually classical) in order to really experience what is being played.
Carl is a concert spy, he will take you and his seats are in the perfect place.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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spy check

it means to check if your shoes have any squeaks on their shoes. and usually, people who use these are talkative. having shoes for 6 years. and annoying
person 1: spy check! "the shoes start squeaking"
person 2: dude. we are in a classroom
by FaxManTrustMe.LikeFr August 12, 2024
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