Immortal Snail

Something from your past that benefited you then but haunts you now

Picking that option was like allowing that immortal snail to follow me.

by TheFalsehoodguy December 19, 2021

Snail Chat

The slowest form of electronic chatting and/or texting. A compilation of one line emails back and forth between two, or more people. To email short emails back and forth as if it were chatting, or texting.

Subj: Pick up milk? <send>
Pick up milk?

Re: Pick up milk?
Okay...need bread too?

Re: Re: Pick up milk?
yes...that too

Re: Re: Re: Pick up milk?
Okay, stop the snail chat! Just text me!

by Ravenradda March 04, 2011

Snail trailed

When a girl is on top of you and you bust a nutt in her and she slides off the cock and drags her leaking vag up your stomach to your chest

Dude, that chick from last night totally snail trailed me.

by Dirt willy October 05, 2017

Snail tweet

A conventional postcard. As with Twitter, there is limited space for conveying the message.

You should see the snail tweet I got from Mary, while she was over in New Zealand. The scenery is gorgeous. She says she doesn't want to come home.

by cwhaley April 24, 2009

e-snail

1. Typically an excuse for a non-forthcoming email.
2. A late email response

"You didn't get my reply? Oh, it's probably arriving by e-snail."
"Sorry about the e-snail, work has been absolutely frantic."

by Heidipants July 11, 2007

snail pussy

I really used vagina, the lips hang there like the bottom of a snail.

The sex was good, but she had a snail pussy!

by Jones1973 September 17, 2017

Snail Trail

when a woman wearing no clothing slides along something that makes contact in the crotch region leaving behind a trail comprised by fluids of sorts

The stripper left a snail trail on my leg!

by Billithy July 22, 2008