Bicycle Sheet

The act of sitting on someones face butt naked with your ass on there mouth and your nuts being separated by the other persons nose, which resembles sitting on a bicycle seat.
But you must pedal with your feet and hold your arms out as if you are actually riding a bicycle.
Dude the other day i was going in for the t-bag and i slipped and full on bicycle sheeted on there face. my nuts were all like spread eagle.
by B-cutsCrazyMind January 30, 2012
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cracking sheets

The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.
Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?
by theman12432 February 14, 2014
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Street Sheet

extremely lame item that we put on the promotional table when we have no premiums, highlighting the radio station's activity.
We have nothing to give out at events; guess I'll make some street sheets
by abelicious January 12, 2009
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Cheeky sheets

When there is an urgent task at hand i.e. a report to finish by the end of the day, but instead you decide to climb into bed for a quick rest - claiming only to be a few minutes; normally around 3pm.

Preferably the sheets will be "fresh" (i.e. washed within the past few days with at least 5 times the requirement of soap and fabric conditioner), with pillows that have been plumped.

Normally "cheeky sheets" turns out be a full "deep sleep" / "REM sleep" / "delta waves". The individual will then wake around 11pm, disorientated, realising cheeky sheets has actually become wholesome deep sleep.
N: don't you have to hand in your report by 4pm?
T: ive got 2 hours its fine, bit of cheeky sheets
- climbs into bed, pulling the covers up to eye level and wrapping around in them
T: ahhhhhhhh cheeky sheets!
-------------------------- 7 hours later

T: ERGH! my report... oh well, cheeky sheets..
by MR.CHEEKY_SHEETS October 22, 2009
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Cookie Sheet

A name for a man so extremely hot and sexy that you could bake cookies on his chest, thus using it like a cookie sheet. By the way, this person would be so hot that the cookies would just melt right off.
1. That guy playing basketball over there without his shirt on, ohhhh he's a cookie sheet.

2. The man with the flub hanging over his pants is totally not a cookie sheet!!!
by Arizona_Bam January 27, 2010
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sheet protection

using a sheet between you and the person you sleep with to prevent the two of you from sweating and sticking to each other. using a sheet to prevent one part of your body from touching another part which could cause you to sweat and stick.
while sleeping in the nude, you may tuck the sheets between your legs so your balls don't stick or get sweety, this is called sheet protection.
by mykey224 September 17, 2009
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sheet betch

Adds emphasis to a defying statement, it does not have to be directed at an indivdual/group, but it can at times.
"Sheet betch, I ain't doin nothing unless I am getting paid"
by DetroitSlang May 14, 2003
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