visit Uncle Ralph

To noisily projectile vomit.
That mystery meat from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.
by postmachoguy January 20, 2009
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Ralph's Dirty Surprise

While receiving oral sex, a male partner stimulates the other partner's uvula resulting in the partner giving oral sex to vomit on the male partner's erect penis. The male partner then inserts his soiled penis into the other partner's rectum using the vomit as anal lubrication.
I gave Sherry 'Ralph's Dirty Surprise' last night.
by Julie McChicken June 29, 2009
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drinking like a Ralph

A term which describes a condition that happens under the sea when fish describe heavy alcohol consumption. When they just want to go out and get hammered the old fashioned way. (Sometimes occurs after a trip to the blood bank.)

The legendary "Ralph" refers to a man who knows no limits to his good time, and just wants to forget about everything that doesn't smell like roses day after day. In folklore, the Ralph is extremely cerebral, but has to drink copious amounts of libations just to be able to relate to normal folks who enthrall themselves day after day in Ralph's facebook statuses. Usually the status verbiage refers to drinking or gun play.
dorrie: "hey you guys, what do you say that we go donate blood and then go drinking like a ralph?!"

nemo: "great idea i just took my mental evaluation for gun ownership, so i'm ready to go!"
by shannoneliot January 28, 2011
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POLO RALPH LAUREN

probably the most preppiest store around. a store where rich preppy teens go and blow $300 on a nice polo.
Guy 1: dude, look at that girl. She's wearing POLO ralph lauren...
Guy 2: she must be a prep.
by Carly Leigh August 12, 2007
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The Reck it Ralph finisher

where you get a Reck it Ralph body pillow after sex nut in the body pillow and make the girl drink it
she kept begging for round two but I just hit her with The Reck it Ralph finisher
by attack heli-copter 22 December 26, 2020
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Polo Ralph Lauren

A brand for people who like to pretend to be preppy.
Jay quelin: Imma wear my Polo Ralph Lauren shirt with my Jordans
by jamesdeerfield December 02, 2017
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Ralph oven

Blowing hard ass wind under the covers several times and building up stench while Ralph is brushing his teeth and getting ready for bed, then when he gets into bed, pull the covers over his head and yell "RALPH OVEN!" and let him enjoy the stench of your ass gas for at least 30 seconds.
John nearly crapped his Underoos preparing a Dutch Oven for his special Ralphie!
by Ralphie March 25, 2005
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