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Piano

it has 6 strings and it make out of wood with 6 pegs to tune each string. normally played with a "pick"
Yo watch this epic shred for my piano solo
by Benis100 April 6, 2021
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Mastro's Piano Bar

An over-the-pants hand job given by an older woman at the Mastro's Piano Bar in Beverly Hills.
Holy shit, did you hear Jim got a Mastro's Piano Bar from that cougar on Saturday night!?
by John Henry Cabbott May 3, 2021
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Piano wire noose

Where the people that made the counselor most likely got the idea to make a bolito device, a machine that speeds up a decapitation by wire.
Hangman- We're gonna kill ya slow with this...

Condemned- A piano wire noose? Won't that decapitate me?

Hangman- Sometimes. What's more likely to happen is the wire slowly cuts into the neck, severing the major arteries and creating a spectatucular display of carnage. We're gonna hang you from a meat hook and film it, you're gonna be on TV.

Condemned- Wait a minute, I thought I was gonna get a rope like the others, that's fucked up.

Hangman- Hahahahaha.
by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022
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Piano Key

A way to describe straight people who tend to call homosexuals or anyone apart of the LGBTQIA+ community "skittles"
(Because yknow the straight flag looks like a piano key idk how to use it in a sentence)
by Thatqueerfriend October 18, 2021
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Piano Failures

When you wanna quit Piano Lessons but your mom says no so you secretly hire a "Piano Failure" to slowly help you lose your skill until its physically impossible to play the Piano so your mom lets you quit.
by Tannon+Eli February 14, 2022
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Piano

John: I pianoed last night and I didn’t use anal stretching cream
by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
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The Fish Piano Theorem

The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. November 22, 2024
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