Matty Patty

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.

Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.

by Hardened Criminal September 02, 2022

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Matty Chorus King

Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women

Ew don't be all Matty Chorus King

by DishaBish May 17, 2022

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Matty B Stan

Matty B Stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.

girl 1: Omg what is he doing
girl 2: I don’t know he’s a Matty B Stan

by squidward fish tank ornament June 29, 2021

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matty b stan

a matty b stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.

girl 1: Omg what is she doing

girl 2: I dont know, she is acting like a matty b stan

by squidward fish tank ornament June 29, 2021

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Veli-Matti

Veli-Matti is a true finnish guy with an engineering mindset. He isn't much outgoing, unless he's drinking. Then he is, a lot. Center of attention is a must. People also call him Veekku. Veekku doesn't like many people and he usually finds them annoying, but if he doesn't, that's rare. But veekku is a good guy at his heart, he just doesn't like to admit it, say it or show it. He is loyal, trustworthy and very good friend. He also likes if people call him nerd. He thinks rationally and doesn't dream much. Literally. Also, he has weird sense of humour and he thinks he's funny. There are different opinions about that. Overall, Veli-Matti is a good company to spend time with, especially if you need peaceful silent time.

Veli-Matti woke up and wondered what is a sausage doing in his pants.

by Veli-matti November 20, 2021

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